Facts on Postman Pat
NAME: Pat Clifton
ADDRESS: Forge Cottage, Garner Bridge, Valley of Greendale
PLACE OF BIRTH: Valley of Greendale - Lake District
BIRTHDAY: 5th April
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Aries
AGE: 35
MARITAL STATUS: Married to Sara with one son, Julian aged 6
BEST FRIEND: Jess the cat
FAVOURITE FOODS: Absolutely anything but especially sticky-toffee pudding, nut roast, cheese souffle, Gorgonzola cheese and Cox's Orange Pippins.
FAVOURITE THINGS: Tubas, drums, telescopes and kites
FAVOURITE TV: The weather forecast and animal programmes.
WORK EXPERIENCE: As a boy I worked on farms during the summer holidays and learned quite a bit about farming. On leaving school I went to work for the Post Office, I enjoy my work as I like meeting people.
FAVOURITE MUSIC: Brass Bands but I also enjoy listening to some pop music.
FAVOURITE ANIMALS: Cats, dogs, birds, otters and badgers.
THINGS THAT ANNOY: Parcels that are not properly wrapped
DISLIKES: Traffic jams, diversions, illegible handwriting, fierce bulls and goats!
HOBBIES: Walking, reading, photography, playing cricket and the tuba.
NAME: Jess
AGE: 3
BIRTHDAY: Exact date unknown as Jess was found in a cardboard box on the side of a road.
FAVOURITE FOOD: He likes fish - especially sardines
HOBBIES: Chasing mice although he's never caught one yet!
RANDOM QUOTES
Katy 'run run as fast as u can you can't catch me coz i've got a bike'(dunno why just find this v. funny)
Amanda 'you know if Miss Kell grew her hair longer it woudl look like she had more hair... hang on, she would have more hair!'- (she assures me that this was a logical thoguht)
Amanda 'what have we got next?'
Lu 'Chemestry'
Manda' no we dont we have biolodgy, we only have Chemistry on mondays'
Lu 'Amanda it is Monday'
Georgia ' i'll have to go out with him now, i dont want him to think i'm a slut'
Kay&Ben 'VESTY BOY!!!!!!'
Kay 'moose'
Me 'Yak'
Kay 'moose'
Me 'yak'
Kay 'aardvark'
Kay 'dog in a wig'
Tamara ' '
Louisa 'hows your baby? my babies fine'
Louisa ' i'm not wearing this coat into town, it makes me look pregnant'
Justine 'what is it?' (sed about all of her bday presents)
Kat 'IM GOING TO SPAIN, IM GOING TO SPAIN'
Me 'who sings the theme tune to Noddy?'
Sarah 'i dunno, Enid Blython i guess'
Me 'this pie reminds me of Gemma!'
Amanda: said - 'semi-permeable' instead of 'dotted
and im sure ill remember more....
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Whats up?
The new word for 'random' is 'Minsk'
The new word for 'cool' is 'safe'
the new word for girl is Lass
Advice of the month: Never pass up an opportunity to wee
Saying of the month: 'Ma shoe lace is undone'
Word of the month: Lass, hehe
Favorite object of month: biros!!!! they r the best, remember da days wen u had to use ink pens and they splodged everywhere
film of the month:StarWars (i kno it was ages ago but hey i luv it)
Thing that made me laugh: that bit from the Simpsons when Marge comes in with the cat and the dog and says 'i just realised we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog, they've been living in sin'
Whats hot: (yes i copied the whats hot and not from J17 or what ever magazine it is that does it)
1.food - well duh, i hear u say, but just recently food has seemed even more appealing than usual!
2.Mothe - my little blue dog... he is not a bunny!! he is a blue dog. and i cant sleep without him... yes im 15
3.Louisa -my friend who is the best, and looks soo gorgoues wiv her new hair cut and in her lilac suit, grr i just want to b her
4.girls with boys names - like WILLIAM!! and FRED mwahaha i will confuse ppl
5.KatKrap!! go to www.katkrap.20m.com for more details... the website won't help u at all
6.hot cross buns - o yes they r still cool
7.soul survivour- its gettin closer and closer!!
8.babies -like TABBY, they r so cool and dont hav anything to worry about
8.dresses, specifically wedding dresses, and prom dresses and big pretty expensive long dresses that u love but will never wear again
9.looking smart and grown up - ok its scarey but u can pretend your one of those posh busness women
10.msn - how else would we communicate?!
11.Having exam leave wen all the other schools have to work between exams
Whats not:
1.Hayfever -aahhhhchoo, it totally ruins summer
2.msn wen it craps up and u think ppl r ignoring u
3.having to wear blazers in the heat
4.doncaster being 200miles away
5.dog hairs -they get everywhere!!
6.money-where does it go?
7.people with no eye lashes - that look is not cool miss science teacher
8.thin ppl who think they r fat
9.tall ppl who think they r short
10.commiting yourself to 10 things when you can only think of 9
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